Twas the day after Christmas, when all through the houseHoliday stress lifted, guests removed, I degaussed,De trop recollections oscillate in my head:Prodigious gelling complete, once all overfedWhen mum removes her hearing aids she conversesSmiling, nodding, I’m immune to her transverses My oldest spawn waddles, due-date looms, lungs smotheredTwas yesterday, she was the baby I mothered~•~Football … Continue reading Twas the Morning Post-Christmas…
This unsolicited advice is my holiday gift to you: Try to find a little joy in everything you do. For example, I wear my noise-canceling headphones (so I can’t hear my voice) and blast ‘Bron-Y-Aur Stomp’ singing along while ‘de-pooping’ my backyard. “Je chante en ramassant les crottes de chien dans mon jardin.” Even that … Continue reading And All Through The House
Holidays are in full swing. Are you like me? With Christmas only days away, I have yet to buy a single present. If food and housing are your luxuries and your disposable income has been disposed of, giving gifts feels a bit much. With that said, I've wrapped up my 2025 gift ideas and can't … Continue reading Breathing Without Thinking About Breathing
Trump, consumed by jealousy over President Obama having been awarded a Nobel Peace Prize, forged a new peace prize and made himself the first recipient. Trump, is openly laying the groundwork for an oil-driven war that he claims is part of his war on drugs. His misconduct isn’t original; whether echoing the tactics of authoritarian … Continue reading Plundering Vessels, Terrorizing Tourists
“Jeff Bezos “commits” (nearly) $102.5 million to organizations combating homelessness across the U.S.” ~Forbes Taxpayers feed Amazon employees. Bezos could pay employees a living wage instead of donating his equivalent of chump change, but this is cheaper. They're using this donation as a way to boost their public image and turn the 'gift' into a … Continue reading Tis the Season for Charitable Tax Exemptions
A song Billy Joel wrote and sungIs “Only the Good Die Young”Donald Trump is oldIf I may be boldPoint proven, when will he be done? https://twitter.com/democraticwins/status/1995935912535228551?s=46&t=o0VBjp_pTPGAQM1X_HCy1Q When you pretend he’s alive… Rubio , Trump, Hegseth I’m will sell my film scripts to the highest bidder: Working title: “The Nod Squad.” He sleeps; they pretend he’s awake … Continue reading The Presidential Nod Squad
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